if i had a conscience...

... i wouldn't put up most of the stuff you'll see on here.

sue me
My beautiful catpig doesn’t want David to sit on the other chair so he is claiming both #megabastard

My beautiful catpig doesn’t want David to sit on the other chair so he is claiming both #megabastard

Big move, big fucking hangover. You’re a bright spark Walker

Big move, big fucking hangover. You’re a bright spark Walker

I just put Skittles in the office m&ms

I just put Skittles in the office m&ms

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

(Source: catleecious, via technohell)

I love my catpig more than anything ever #megabastard

I love my catpig more than anything ever #megabastard

When gardening don’t lean stuff against the wall #titchmarshforanewgeneration #toptip

When gardening don’t lean stuff against the wall #titchmarshforanewgeneration #toptip

dogpuppy:

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

He could have had like gallons of cocaine in the back like damn Jesus saves

(via bluebottlewittering)

So that’s how I blew out my office speakers #mysterysolved