if i had a conscience...

... i wouldn't put up most of the stuff you'll see on here.

sue me
David, no one likes you, stop matching the furniture

David, no one likes you, stop matching the furniture

Deep down, doesn’t every wall want to be painted with a chubby, fat kid in a party hat? Happy Thursday you gorgeous lot

Deep down, doesn’t every wall want to be painted with a chubby, fat kid in a party hat? Happy Thursday you gorgeous lot

Flashback to dressing the stag as Alan from the Hangover

Flashback to dressing the stag as Alan from the Hangover

Whenever I’m sad I look at this picture of the world’s smallest man dancing with his cat in 1956

Whenever I’m sad I look at this picture of the world’s smallest man dancing with his cat in 1956

I did his make up *proud*

I did his make up *proud*

I’m #subhumanscum lovely lovely porty port port

I’m #subhumanscum lovely lovely porty port port

Horse hair thermal onesie for 30 degree clay pigeon shooting. #stagtorture begins

Horse hair thermal onesie for 30 degree clay pigeon shooting. #stagtorture begins